Hacker စကားေၿပာသင္တန္း

ဟက္ကာရူးရူးတဲ႔ အထဲမွာ ကြ်န္ေတာ္လည္းပါမယ္ေနာ္ ;)  အမွန္တုိင္းေျပာရရင္ ကြ်န္ေတာ္လည္း ဟက္ကာျဖစ္ခ်င္တယ္ ။ ဒါေပမယ္႔ ကိုယ္႔အေရအခ်င္းကို ကိုယ္အသိဆုံးမုိ႔ မစမ္းလုိက္ပါဘူး ။ ဟက္ကာလုိ႔အထင္မွားတဲ႔လူလည္းရွိပါေသးတယ္ ။ စိတ္ညစ္ပါတယ္ ။ ဘာမွမတတ္တဲ႔သူကုိ ဟက္ျပိဳင္မလားလုိ႔ေတာင္ လာစိန္ေခၚတဲ႔လူလည္းရွိေသး အေမကို တုိင္ေျပာမွာေနာ္ :(

        ကဲ ခု ဟက္ကာျဖစ္ခ်င္လုိ႔ေတာင္ ဟက္ကာမျဖစ္တဲ႔ သူငယ္ခ်င္းတုိ႔ေရ အားမငယ္နဲ႔ သိလား ။  မဟက္တတ္ရင္ေတာင္ ဟက္ကာဘာသာစကားေတာ႔ ေျပာၾကတာေပါ႔ ။ ကြ်န္ေတာ္ Add-On ေတြလုိက္ရွာရင္းနဲ႔ ဒီသင္တန္းေလးေတြလုိ႔ အဲ... စကားေတြကို ေတြ႔လုိ႔ ျပန္မွ်လုိက္တာ ။
သူတုိ႔ရဲ႔ A B C ေတြကို ေလ႔က်င္လုိက္ပါဦးဗ်ာ ။

a = 4
b = 8
c = ©
d = |>
e = 3
f = #
g = 9
h = h
i = |
j = j
k = |<
l = 1
m = m
n = n
p = |*
q = 0.
r = ®
s = 5
t = +
u = 00
v = \/
w = \/\/
x = ><
y = j
z = 2
အဲဒါက စကားလုံးအေသးနဲ႔
ေဟာ ဒီမွာက စကားလုံးအၾကီး... အလြတ္က်က္သာထားလုိက္
A = @
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = _|
K = |(
L = |_
M = /\/\
N = /\/
O = 0
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = $
T = 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = )(
Y = ‘/
Z = 2
ကဲ အခု ဟက္ကာရဲ႔ သုံးေနက် စကားလုံးေလးေတြ ဒါေလးေတြကို အလြတ္က်က္ျပီး ... အိမ္က အေဖနဲ႔ ေျပာၾကည္႔ၾကည္႔လုိက္ ။ ျပီးရင္ လစ္ေတာ႔....ခပ္ျမန္ျမန္
at = @
ck = x0r
the = teh
you = j00 or u
own = pwn
ck = x0r
programs = progz
god = r00t
fool = f00
heart/love = <3
what’s up = sup
that = dat
look at = peep
kill = frag
sweet = schweet
sleep = reboot
greater than = >
newbie = n00b
no = noes
woo hoo = w00t
why = y
be = b
are = r
dude = d00d
fear = ph34r
and = &
super = uber blah/me = meh
yo = j0
rock = r0xx0r
hacker = h4x0r
cool = k3wl
software = warez
computer = pu73r
chick = chix0r
good = teh win
bad = teh lose
loser = l4m3r
aol = uh, 14m3r
money = monies
bye = bai
kick = punt
porn = pr0n
skill = m4d 5killz
hello = ping
robot = b0t
naked = n3k3d
what = wut
whatever = wutev
cool = c00
to/two = 2
with = wit
sex = cyb3r
ဒါအကုန္ပဲ တတ္သေလာက္ ။ ဒါေလာက္လည္း အလုပ္ျဖစ္ပါတယ္ေနာ္ ။ ေအာက္မွာ Comment ေပးရင္ ဟက္ကာစကားနဲ႔ပဲ ေပးေနာ္ ။ မေပးရင္ သင္တန္းအျဖစ္လက္မခံေတာ႔ဘူးတဲ႔ :D :D :D
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